This is for my friends on fanforum... The last of the Jexcripts as i promised ;)

SAWYER: [seeing Jack approach] Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Jex-machine.

JACK: Hey.

SAWYER: Hey, yourself.

JACK: I'm going back out into the jungle to talk to our cameraman friend with the beard -- see if we can make a trade. He can watch and film Jex but in return he has to give the tapes to us.

SAWYER: Ah, the old Jex-tape exchange. And you're inviting me along because you know i would give anything to watch Jex...You want a condom, huh?

JACK: I'm not inviting you; I'm inviting Kate. And I've already got a condom, but thanks for offering.